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A guy wanted to buy a motorbike. He  doesn't have much luck until,one 
 
day; he comes  across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. 
 
The  bike seems even better than a new one, although it  is 10 years 
 
old. 
 
  
 
It is shiny and in  absolute mint condition. 
 
He immediately buys it,  and asks the seller how he kept it in  such 
 
great 
 
condition for 10  years. 
 
  
 
'Well, it's quite simple, really,'  says the seller, 
 
'wheneverthe bike 
 
is outside   
 
and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the  chrome. It protects 
 
it from the rain.' And he  hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. 
 
  
 
That night, his  girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet   her 
 
parents. 
 
Naturally, they take the bike  there. But just before they enter the 
 
house,   
 
Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you  something about my 
 
family 
 
before we go in.'  'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact,  the 
 
first person 
 
who says anything during  dinner has to do the dishes.' 
 
  
 
'No problem,'  he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack  in 
 
the middle of the living room is a huge stackC2 of dirty dishes. In the 
 
kitchen 
 
is another  huge stack of dishes. 
 
Piled up on the stairs, in  the corridor, everywhere he looks,  dirty 
 
dishes. 
 
  
 
They sit down to dinner and,  sure enough, no one says a word. 
 
As dinner  progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the  situation. 
 
So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No  one says a word. So he reaches 
 
over and fondles  her  breasts. 
 
  
 
Still, nobody says a word. So he  stands up, grabs her, rips her 
 
clothes 
 
off,  throws her on the table, and screws her right there,  in front of 
 
her parents.. 
 
His girlfriend is a  little flustered, her dad is obviously livid,  and 
 
her mom horrified 
 
when he sits back down,  but no one says a word. 
 
  
 
He looks at her mom.  'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So  he 
 
grabs 
 
the mom, bends her over the dinner  table, and has his way with her 
 
every 
 
which  way right there on the dinner table. 
 
  
 
Now his  girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but  still, total 
 
silence. 
 
  
 
All of a sudden  there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts  to 
 
rain. 
 
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls  the jar of Vaseline from  his 
 
pocket. 
 
  
 
Suddenly the father backs away0 from the table and shouts, 'All 
 
right,  that's  enough, I'll do the friggin  dishes!